arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
mikapus: acceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’: yes ye s eyse yES ye unnaceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’: yesh :3
illegolas: why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge why is anything considered soft grunge what is soft grunge
celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
I will never love yogurt. Makes me want to throw up once im half finished. Frozen yogurt is a whole diff. Story though.
piercelopez: there are two types of crushes: 1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better” 2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me there is no in between
deucebowl: How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?