PROM TODAYYY

2 days ago with 0 notes

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

3 days ago with 109,321 notes

shadesilverwing:

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3 days ago with 46,401 notes

strykeroptic:

spoken-not-written:

My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy.

oMG

That’s what happened to his wife!

3 days ago with 122,938 notes